Changchang

Behind the creepy cabin door
slept a grand annoying boar.
Knowing that she'd be killed the next day
she cried and whined and wept and prayed.
The farmer crept by with a machete
accompanied by a beautiful girl named Betty.
The old man and his mistress surrounded the boar
and saw her lying scared on the floor.
"Should we spare her simple life?"
"Might as well kill her, as it's filled with strife."
"No!" Betty roared. She's so fat and cute.
"You like her? Now that's a hoot."
And so they left the boar, to live another day
Changchang lives on, hooray!